Appreciate Wrestling More. NO, WE’RE BEING SERIOUS!

Skin-tight uniforms. Feathered hair. Blood, sometimes. No, it’s not the seedy underbelly of jazzercise; it’s professional wrestling, and it’s high time you got on board! Ryan breaks down the finer points of pro wrestling, including blood, nudity, and draaaamaaaaaa! And the guys give some pretty overall decent advice on how to dip your toe in […]

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day Without Throwing Up On Everything

In one of our timeless, instant-classic holiday episodes, we talk about the pitfalls of St. Patrick’s Day, including not-awful alternatives to awful green beer and the history of Druids and Irish ghosts. It’s a pretty stellar episode. Turn up your ears and learn how to celebrate St. Paddy’s Day like a real grown-up adult person!

Face Winter Weather Like a Grown-Up Hero

It’s cold. It is just unbelievably, and endlessly, cold. Unless you live somewhere warm, in which case, we politely invite you to just kiss right off. ‘Cause we’re cold. Just unbelievably, and endlessly, cold. Fortunately, the Smiths have some tips on how to bear the cold weather, and they even visit the fellows from The […]

Bear and Raise Children Without Causing Irreparable Harm

The decision to become a parent is a big one. There’s a lot to consider, like “Will I cause accidental and irreparable lifelong harm to the emotional state of a real human person?” The Smiths grapple with the challenges and rewards of having babies, along with the help of a very special guest, professional father […]

Unlock the Secrets of Secret Menus That are Secret

Pssst. Hey, you. Do you like food? SHHHH! Not so loud! We’re talking secret menus on the podcast this week…we’re giving a whole rundown of who’s who and what’s what in the dark, seedy underbelly of black market foodstuffs, including a whole segment on calming yourself down because what you probably think is a secret […]

Kiss Those New Year’s Resolutions Goodbye

This week, the Smiths dispute the supposed “merits” of New Year’s resolutions and ask that age-old question: “Why don’t we just be better, like, all the time?” They’re joined by professional year-round ass-kicker Beth Ryan, who explains the benefits of doing better all year long, not just in January, and she also opens up about […]

Capture Santa for Your Own Selfish Purposes

Setting a trap for Santa Claus is a Christmas Eve tradition as old as time itself. In this episode, the Smiths discuss the most effective types of Santa traps, as well as how they’d spend their three Christmas wishes, since, when it comes to Santa, genie rules do apply. Well…Clayton discusses these things, really. Ryan […]

Decorate for the Holidays Like a Serious Real Person

Some people think decorating for the holidays is easy, and that’s absolutely correct. Tape some Christmas lights to your couch, and you’re all set! Well, that’s what the Professors Smith thought, anyway. But then Hollis Scarborough of Silvercreek Creative came along and blew their minds to Christmas pieces. She shares her next-level holiday decorating tips […]

Throw a Swanky Cocktail Party

This week, we bring on a surprisingly high-end guest, Percy Rodriguez, who has worked in wine, cocktails, and mixology with some pretty impressive chefs, including Mario Batali and Laurent Tourondel. With Percy’s cocktail guidance, we dive into the grown-up world of luxurious liquors and talk about the finer points of hosting a real swanky-ass cocktail […]