You can do it. No, we’re serious. No, we’re SERIOUS. Listen to us. LISTEN. Okay? Listen.
You can grow a plant. We believe in you.
Yes, we know that you’ve killed every living thing you’ve ever put into a pot, but don’t worry, this time you can do it. And you don’t have to make this harrowing journey alone! We’re here to help. So grab your gardening gloves, ’cause in like three or five months, you’re going to have a cucumber to eat.