Valentine’s Day is pretty much the worst, and anyone who likes it is dumb. That said, we’ve got some great tips on how to be a better Valentine, and we also have a thing or two to say about the traditional V-Day practice of beating virgins with goat skins. Those Romans, man. They were into some kinky stuff.
And hey, if you don’t have a Valentine’s date yet, don’t worry! We talk with our good friend Lisette Medina, who has a lot of really super advice on how to use dating apps, including a lot of really super examples of why you should completely and totally avoid dating apps at all cost. Look, we’ll just say it: This episode gets a little weird.